Tuesday, November 29, 2011

All I Want for Christmas Is....Everything

My kids wrote their letters to Santa today.  There was no pussyfooting, no sucking up.  They cut right to the chase.  Here's my 8-year-old's letter:

And my 6-year-old's:

And my 19-month-old's, courtesy of his older sister:
I think they're trying to tell me something.

It's easy to assign the lion's share of blame for the commercialization of Christmas; all you have to do is reach for the remote.  There's no question that T.V. advertising triggers the whiny demands.  Every published study on this topic has noted a correlation between T.V. viewing frequency and purchase requests for food and toys in children.  No surprise here -- why would companies spend billions of dollars producing commercials if they didn't work? 

My favorite studies were conducted in the U.K., analyzing the content of letters to Father Christmas (Santa, to us Yanks) and surveying children and their parents about their viewing habits.  The investigators also reviewed toy commercials on children's networks for the 6 weeks leading up to the holiday season.  One of the more remarkable findings was that toy ads ran an average of 33 times an hour -- and this figure doesn't even include ads for food or other shows. The first study, conducted in 3- to 6-year olds (who were allowed to dictate or draw their letters), found that the number of items requested went up with the amount of T.V. viewing.  There was no associated increase in the request for advertised brands, probably because the children were too young to recall specific names.  The study was then repeated in 6- to 8-year-olds, and some interesting trends emerged.  For one thing, the kids got greedier, with the average number of demands increasing from 3 to 5 items.  (I was relieved to discover my kids are no more spoiled than the average brat.)  For another, the more T.V. a kid watched, the more advertised brands he or she would request.  Girls were more susceptible to brand-name recognition (with Bratz dolls being the most popular), though peer pressure may also have played a role, as the letters were written in a classroom setting.

Dealing with the deluge of requests around Christmas is annoying, but can advertising actually impact the moral development of children?  Five studies have looked at whether T.V. viewing is associated with materialism.  Greed was measured by asking children to agree or disagree with statements such as "Money can buy happiness" or "My dream in life is to be able to own expensive things," or by having them choose between toys or friends.  Four out of the five studies found significant correlations between the amount of T.V. watched and materialistic values.

So what's the best way to grapple with the gimmes?  The "duh" answer is to ban the kiddos from watching any T.V., at least from November onward, but most parents aren't willing to go to such extremes.  You could outlaw advertising aimed towards children, which is what Sweden does* -- but we all know that industry would never allow that to happen in the States.

Believe it or not,  a randomized, control trial exists to answer this question.  In this study, third- and fourth-graders in one school were randomized to a media reduction program, while kids at another school served as the control.  The kids in the intervention group received 18 sermons on reducing T.V., videotape and video game use, after which they were challenged to go media-free for 10 days.  Incredibly, two-thirds of the kids succeeded with this challenge.  The parents were then given an electronic T.V. time manager that restricted usage to 7 hours a week.  Only 40% complied with this portion, possibly because Dad (or, not to be sexist, Mom) wasn't willing to give up his ESPN. The kids and parents were asked at the beginning and end of the study about the number of requests for toys seen on T.V. in the previous week.  While there were no differences in toy requests at the beginning of the study, by the end, the kids in the intervention group had reduced their number of demands by 70%.

While it's unlikely that schools will implement this intensive curriculum, most parents could aim for the 7 hours a week T.V. budget.  I love the idea of installing a T.V. time manager, since kids know that it's useless arguing with a computer. Another strategy is to watch T.V. with your kids and talk to them about the commercials.  Over half of 6- to 8-year-olds in the Santa letters study couldn't explain what an advertisement was.  Studies have shown that talking to your kids about commercials mitigates their insidious influence.

The kids don't know it yet, but maybe Santa will surprise them with a T.V. time manager.  That's what happens when you try to shake down the big guy.  In the meantime, anyone know where I can buy some fake drool?**

*In fact, in a small substudy, Swedish children requested fewer items in their Father Christmas letters than did children from the U.K. 
**My daughter's explanation: "It's just like fake vomit -- you can use it to gross people out!"  Not sure why JoJo would need any, since he produces copious amounts of the real stuff.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Flying the Fussy Skies

 Carseat, check. Breastpump, check. Diaper bag, check. 
Big brother, check.  Baby...baby??

Three and a half million U.S. travelers are expected to fly over the Thanksgiving holiday this year; and about 1% of passengers are children under the age of 2.  That's a whole lotta caterwauling at 25,000 feet.  Few things can be as stressful as flying with young children.  Here are the answers to some common questions about traveling with kids:

Should I pay for an extra ticket, so my child can sit in her carseat?  The FAA has long considered a proposal to require carseats for children under two.  Thankfully, they haven't mandated this rule, and here's why:  a carseat is highly unlikely to save the life of your kid.  That's because plane crashes are extremely rare, and of those, 30% aren't survivable.  Even extreme turbulence resulting in serious injury is uncommon.  One analysis found that requiring a carseat for every child under two would save 0.4 lives a year in the U.S.  I'm not sure, but I think you need at least 50% of your body to survive!  They estimated that the additional cost of saving one life would be $6.4 million per each dollar cost per round trip.  With the average price of a domestic ticket being $360, that's $2.3 billion dollars to save one life.  Now, my kid may be worth that much, but yours isn't -- and I'm sure you'd say the same to me.  Not only that, but some families will be deterred by the cost of the extra ticket and end up driving several hundred miles, which is significantly more dangerous than flying.  The study concluded that because of this expected shift in air to land travel, requiring carseats on planes will end up killing more children than it saves.  That said, bring the carseat along, just in case you win the lottery and find yourself next to an empty seat.

How can I prevent ear pain?  Ear pain is greatest on ascent and descent, as cabin pressure drops and then increases.  The pressure lags behind in the middle ear, leading to an changes in the volume of air in the ear, causing discomfort.  If the Eustachian tubes leading to your middle ear are open, pressure equalizes quickly, relieving pain.  Children have smaller Eustachian tubes that often clamp down with viral infections and allergies, so they're more susceptible to pain.

Swallowing helps open the Eustachian tubes, so you can try nursing or bottle feeding your baby, or having your older kids chew gum.  The decongestant pseudoephedrine has been shown in randomized, controlled trials to reduce ear pain in adult air travelers.  Unfortunately, a small study performed in children under the age of 6 found no reduction in ear pain with ascent or descent.  

If your kid has a history of ear pain with flying, you could consider giving an over-the-counter analgesic 30 minutes prior to descent, when the pain is worst.  There aren't any studies looking specifically at prevention or treatment of barotrauma ("baro" = pressure), but if I had to choose a medicine, I'd go with ibuprofen, which was shown in a randomized trial to be more effective than Tylenol in treating the pain of ear infection.

I saw a blurb in a parenting magazine about "EarPlanes," ear plugs designed for kids to wear on flights.  The problem is, there's no evidence that they work.  In one study, each volunteer was given pressure-equalizing earplugs in one ear, and a placebo earplug in the other.  The pressure-equalizing earplugs were useless: 75% experienced ear pain on descent.  So save the earplugs for yourself, so you won't have to hear the little tyke yowling.

Should I slip my kid a mickey?  Some of you will no doubt have trouble with the idea of sedating a child for your own comfort.  I don't have a moral objection, but I do have an evidence-based one:  It doesn't work, at least with any over-the-counter medications.  Diphenhydramine, which is Benadryl, is the most studied OTC sedative.  Although there are no studies of pediatric in-flight sedation, we can extrapolate from the TIRED* study.   The exhausted parents of 44 infants with frequent night-time awakenings drugged their progeny with either diphenhydramine or placebo.  Almost no child (and by extension, no parent) was reported to have improved sleep by the end of the trial.  In addition, Benadryl can cause paradoxical excitation in children -- the last thing you need when they're already giving the passenger in front of them a back massage with their feet.

Bottom line:  There's not much you can do to make the flight more comfortable for you, your baby or your fellow passengers, other than the time-tested methods of feeding, holding, and walking him up and down the aisles.

Here's hoping we aren't on the same flight.

*Trial of Infant Response to Diphenhydramine.  They kind of had to work for that one.

Monday, November 14, 2011

The Picky Eater

My parents are preparing a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for the extended family this year.  They're excited to have all their grandkids at the table, but also a bit nervous, as they're venturing far outside their Chinese food comfort zone.  I've warned them, though, not to feel hurt if my 6-year-old daughter eats nothing but mashed potatoes.

That's right, despite our vibrant heritage of Chinese-American gluttony dating back to the Ching dynasty, my family has been cursed with a picky eater.  

In-n-Out started her down the road to perdition.

There is no universally accepted definition of what makes a fussy eater, but most parents say they know it when they see it.  Nutritionists and psychologists distinguish between two related conditions.  Food neophobia is defined as the fear of trying new foods.  It's thought to be an evolutionary vestige from our Neanderthal days, when eating something new, particularly a plant, carried a risk of poisoning or illness. Food neophobes will often reject a new food based on sight or odor alone, refusing to even taste it.  Neophobia starts at age 2, when the child becomes more mobile and hence, less supervised, and usually ends at around 6 years of age.  Picky eating, on the other hand, is the refusal to eat even familiar foods.  Picky eaters may be more willing to taste new foods, but will regularly eat only a narrow range of items.  Picky eaters gravitate towards carbohydrates and away from vegetables and protein sources.  Unlike food neophobia, many picky eaters do not outgrow this tendency.  In reality, there is a great deal of overlap between food neophobia and picky eating, and many kids have both.

Up to half of parents claim to have a picky eater in their family.  The health consequences of picky eating aren't clear.  Some studies have shown a lower body mass index in picky eaters, while others have found the opposite.  Picky eaters tend to take in fewer nutrients and vitamins, though frank deficiency is rare.  And one study, which followed children over an average of 11 years, found that picky eaters have more symptoms of anorexia in later adolescence. 

Scientists aren't even sure of what causes some kids to be picky eaters.  Twin studies suggest that about two-thirds of picky eating is genetic, rather than environmental.  Part of this may be due to a known inherited variation in the ability to taste bitterness in vegetables; those with higher sensitivity may be more likely to avoid veggies.  Picky eating may also associated with higher rates of anxiety.  Regardless of the underlying cause, meal times can often deteriorate into a battle for control, further exacerbating the pickiness.

My daughter Sarah's all-time record was being forced to sit two hours at the dinner table with an unwanted pork chop in her mouth.  I finally gave up when she started nodding off.  If she was going to choke on something in her sleep, I wanted it to at least be a vegetable.  Otherwise, what would the neighbors say?
There are studies examining ways to diversify the picky eater's diet.  The French, naturally, are on the cutting edge of gastronomical research.*  In schools in Dijon, half of 9-year-olds were assigned to a weekly 90-minute program to train their tender young palates.  The sessions included lectures, cooking workshops, and a field trip to a restaurant (though contrary to stereotype, no wine tastings).  The children were surveyed before and after the program, and presented with unusual items, such as leek sprouts and dried anchovies, to taste.  Kids enrolled in the program were slightly more likely to sample the offerings.  Tant pis, ten months after the program ended, the reduction in food neophobia disappeared and returned to baseline.

Of course, this study is unlikely to be of much help to those of us in the States, where schools are dealing with budget crunches by dropping frivolous subjects, like long division.  So what's a beleaguered parent to do?  Here are some tips:

Munch on a carrot while breastfeeding your baby.  (Or better yet, drink a Bloody Mary -- read my post on drinking while nursing.)  Breastfeeding is associated with lower rates of picky eating.  It's been well-established that many flavors from a mother's diet are transferred to her breast milk -- which may explain, for instance, why Indian babies have no problems tolerating curry.  There's weak evidence that consuming carrot juice while nursing increases an infant's acceptance of carrot puree.**  Although there are few studies on this topic, there are plenty of other good reasons to nurse.

Don't reward your children for eating healthy food.  Multiple studies have found that if you reward a child for eating something, she will eat more of it in the short term, but she'll end up disliking and eating less of it in the future -- the thought being, "If Mom has to give me a prize to eat this green bean, it must taste terrible."  Even verbal praise for consuming a particular food reduces a child's liking for it.  

Present healthy food as a reward.  Rewarding behavior with food increases the desirability of that food.  Note that this trick works best with the very young.  One researcher who tried the old "eat your dessert, then you may eat your vegetables" ruse was unable to fool a single 4-year-old.

Expose your child to the food you want him to eat.  Then do it again.  And again.  And again.  In fact, studies show you must present new food to a child a minimum of 10 times for him to finally accept it.  One randomized trial had parents in the experimental arm present an unpopular vegetable (most often a bell pepper) to their child every day for 14 days.  The parents were to encourage their child to taste it, but not to offer any reward for eating it.  At the end of the two weeks, kids in the exposure group increased their liking and consumption of the vegetable, compared to no change in the control group.  The problem?  Many of the parents weren't able to stick it out for the full 14 days, and when they included these kids in the analysis, there was no benefit.

Set a good example for your kids, and eat your veggies.  This won't be a surprise to anyone, but several studies have found that vegetable consumption in kids closely mirrors that of their parents.  Hard to know if this is genetic or environmental, or if there's a cause and effect relationship, but it can't hurt.

If all else fails, talk to your pediatrician -- preferably someone as non-judgmental as my kids' doctor.  I became really concerned when Sarah weighed one pound less at her 4-year-old visit than she did at her 3-year-old one.  I bemoaned her tuber-based diet, and asked for suggestions on how I could get her to eat her veggies.  Her pediatrician's answer?  "Does she eat ketchup with her French fries?  Ketchup counts."

Ketchup counts?  I've got Thanksgiving covered.

*Public schools in France serve a five-course meal to their students, and no, it's not like in America, where the hors d'oeurves consist primarily of pomme frites.

**OK, I realize that you could use the same logic to argue that drinking while nursing could give your baby a taste for Jack Daniels.  If you're a breastfeeding mom, just pretend that you never read this footnote.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

The 5-Second Rule

The other day, JoJo chucked his binky in one of his typical fits of pique.  Normally, I follow the 5-second rule, scoop it off the floor and plop it back into his mouth (in order to terminate his fit of pique, of course).  This time, though, his aim was true:*

After I plucked it out, Rick suggested running it through the dishwasher, but I knew that I could never give that pacifier to my son without making myself queasy.  I threw it out, which meant that JoJo's fit of pique matured into a full-blown tantrum.

Afterwards, I wondered whether my husband's blase attitude about "eau de toilette," or my laissez-faire one about food and binkies hitting the floor, could be justified by any data.  My go-to source for health information, Yo Gabba Gabba, seems to contradict my practice:

Brobee picks up his Melba toast in a scant 3 seconds, but already it's swarming with tiny, ugly germs.  The little monster learns that germs can make him sick, but sadly, not that Melba toast makes for a terribly tasteless snack.

Since YGG didn't include any references in its credits, I did a literature search, and there was indeed a published study on the "5-second rule."  The microbiologists gleefully painted floor tiles, wood and carpet with Salmonella typhi, the agent of typhoid fever, and then dropped bologna and bread on these surfaces for 5, 30 and 60 seconds.  They then made some poor undergraduate eat the samples and observed him for signs of illness.  Kidding!  They probably couldn't get that experiment past an institutional review board.  No, they simply cultured the food afterwards, and found that there was almost no difference in the bacterial contamination rates among the 5-, 30- and 60-second groups.  They did find that the colony counts were 10 to 100 times lower on the food that fell on the carpet, so think twice before yelling at your kids for snacking on the expensive Oriental rug.

Of course, most households aren't teeming with typhoid fever.  So how dirty are your floors?  The vaguely sinister Journal of Hygiene published a study of microbial contamination in over 200 homes in Surrey, England.  Investigators cultured over 60 sites in the bathroom, kitchen and living room.**  Bacteria was found on most surfaces, though the majority of isolates were not pathogens.  However, E. coli, which can make you sick if ingested, was found in two-thirds of all households.  In general, dry surfaces were rarely contaminated: kitchen and bathroom floors grew E. coli only 3-5% of the time.  Toilet water, as you might expect, had E. coli 16% of the time, though at surprisingly low colony counts.  The worst area?  The kitchen sink, which grew E. coli 19% of the time, with much higher colony counts than toilet water.  Dishcloths and drainers were almost as bad.

So what do I make of this data?  I think you can safely say that the 5-second rule has been debunked.  Fortunately, it turns out that the average household floor isn't that dirty, which means that the rule can be extended to 60 seconds!  I usually throw JoJo's binkies into the kitchen sink to wash, but I've learned that reusing his toilet-tainted pacifier would have been less likely to make him sick.  

If only I could get past the ick factor.

*True story, but the photo is a re-enactment.  I thought about taking a photo when it really happened, but let's just say the bowl was, er, not clean. Like all the other moms I know, I bring my toddler into the bathroom with me so he's not left screaming outside the door.  Don't worry, I threw away the second binky too.
**The participants were recruited from "ladies' social clubs," so you could argue that maybe the ladies were scrubbing down the house before the arrival of the research team.  The scientists thought ahead and paid repeat, surprise visits and found no significant difference in their culture results.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The Kindest Cut, Part 2

Looks like I chose a touchy subject for my last blog post; there appear to be quite a few men mourning the loss of their infantile foreskin.  Let me summarize some of the arguments made against my opinion on male circumcision, with my responses:

1.  You cherry-picked studies showing a benefit for male circumcision.  It's true that while numerous observational studies have shown a benefit in terms of UTIs and STDs, there are some studies finding no effect, or even an opposite effect.  Non-experimental, observational studies are fundamentally flawed for this reason.  That's why it's so important to look at randomized, controlled trials whenever possible.

2.  The risk of UTIs in male infants is low and does not justify circumcision.  I totally agree.  The reduction in UTIs alone is not large or clinically important enough to advocate for this procedure.

3.  The trials in Africa are flawed because they weren't double-blinded, and they were stopped early.  OK, YOU design a study that does sham circumcision in the control group, and try to get that past an ethics committee.  Stopping a trial early because of a significant benefit in the treatment group (and offering it to the control group) is the most ethical thing to do in this situation, since HIV is a life-threatening disease.  It is true that stopping a study early for this reason tends to overestimate the benefit, and I might be suspicious of the results if they were seen in only one trial, but in fact, the benefits were seen in all three studies, in different parts of Africa.  The Cochrane Group, which is extremely conservative in its recommendations, concluded, "Research on the effectiveness of male circumcision for preventing HIV acquisition in heterosexual men is complete.  No further trials are required to establish this fact."

4.  The trials in adult heterosexual African men don't apply to infants in the developed world.  The majority of HIV infections in the U.S. and worldwide are due to unprotected sex.  Sure, the absolute reduction in HIV infection with circumcision will be lower in the U.S. than in some parts of Africa, but relative risk reductions tend to remain constant over various patient populations.  I do agree that if you're in a part of the world with extremely low rates of HIV infection (such as Australia -- which has a 0.004% annual risk of infection), routine circumcision may not make economic sense.

5.  Why not promote safe sex instead?  I'm not saying circumcision should be done instead of teaching safe sex.  HIV prevention needs to be multi-pronged, and must also include education, free condom distribution, low-cost antiviral treatment (which reduces transmission rates) and needle exchanges.

6.  Infants die from circumcision, and parents shouldn't be making this decision for them.  Yes, babies will rarely die from circumcision, just as people will rarely die from having IVs inserted into their hands or having a severe allergic reaction to antibiotics (both of which I have seen).  But AIDS is still a huge killer, even in developed countries.  As for parents who want to let their sons make the decision about circumcision once they come of age, I think that's fine.  Just realize that adult male circumcision is a bigger procedure, often involving general anesthesia, and may not be covered by insurance plans when done for purely preventive reasons.

7.  Your story about Dr. Nick operating on your kid sounds fishy.  Nope, absolutely true.  I got a list of low-cost providers because I gave birth at my own, public county hospital.

8.  You're a terrible mom.  OK, I will concede that in the moment that I let Dr. Nick circumcise my son, I was a terrible mom.  I'm an imperfect parent, which is why I think a lot of people read my blog.  If I had to do it all over again, I would still have my son circumcised, but I'd go with this guy instead:
Extra credit if you can name this Simpsons character*

9.  The foreskin is a part of normal male anatomy, and removing it is mutilation.  It occurred to me that this argument probably should have been #1, as many of you have a philosophical objection to circumcision.  You think it's wrong to remove normal foreskin for any reason, and I don't.  There's nothing we can say that will change each other's minds on this point. 

And so we have a parting of the ways.

 *It's Krusty the clown's dad, Rabbi Hyman Krustofski.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

The Kindest Cut?

When J.J. was born, our hospital gave us a list of outside physicians who performed circumcisions.  My husband called every provider on the list and made an appointment with the second cheapest one -- the same process by which he selects a bottle from a restaurant wine list.  I knew we were in trouble when we were greeted by none other than....
"Hi everybody!"

Actually, Springfield's Dr. Nick was way more professional than this joker, who was dressed in a hospital gown and dirty sneakers.  Without introducing himself or asking if we had any questions, he whipped out his instruments and started operating.  Rick fled, leaving me to comfort J.J. with a bottle.  In the middle of the procedure, the doctor (at least, I hope it was a doctor) said, "Here, hold this," and he handed me the thingy clamped to my son's penis, as he snipped away.  (I'm not a pediatrician or a surgeon, but I assure you that "thingy" is a formal medical term used by internists.)  And no, I wasn't wearing gloves, nor had I told this guy that I was a doctor. I fretted for days that J.J. would develop Fournier's gangrene, and that I would be to blame for his future as a eunuch.  

Fortunately, the risks of circumcision in a developed country are rare (0.2-0.6%) and minor -- typically bleeding, which usually stops on its own.  (We doctors have a saying: "All bleeding stops....eventually."  Think about it.)  But some would argue that there's no reason to put a baby under the knife when it isn't necessary.  And then there are those whack jobs (no pun intended) who blame their unhappy sex life on the loss of their infantile foreskin, not realizing that they can't get a date because they are whack jobs who blame their unhappy sex life on the loss of their infantile foreskin.  In fact, observational studies have been all over the map in terms of whether circumcision is linked to sexual dysfunction.

There are no randomized, controlled trials of circumcision in infants, and there probably never will be.  Since there aren't any studies employing sham mohels, we must rely on the results of observational studies to guide us on the risks and benefits of neonatal circumcision, with their imperfect corrections for baseline differences.  The procedure is linked not only with certain religions, but also with socioeconomic status, with babies born at higher income levels being more likely to be circumcised -- although Dr. Nick and his like-minded colleagues remain a low-cost option for the uninsured.

Circumcision does seem to reduce the risk of urinary tract infections in the first year of life - from 1% to 0.1%.  Not a huge absolute benefit for a surgical procedure, though infant UTIs do present a significant healthcare cost burden.  My pediatrician friends tell me that kidney ultrasounds are routinely performed in male infants with UTIs, to screen for anatomic abnormalities.  They often have to perform suprapubic aspirations (sticking a needle through the skin into the bladder) to obtain a clean sample of urine, which is a low-risk procedure, but not a particularly fun one for baby or parent.

Observational studies have also shown that circumcision is associated with a lower risk of sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV and human papillomavirus, the cause of most cervical, anal and now, oropharyngeal cancers.  But here the data get particularly sticky, since uncircumcised males are more likely to come from a lower socioeconomic status, which in turn, is associated with a higher rate of STDs.

Although there aren't any experimental studies of infant circumcision, there have now been three large randomized, controlled trials of circumcision in over 10,000 adult men.  All of these studies were performed in Africa, with the primary outcome being the subsequent rate of HIV infection.  It turns out that the foreskin is replete with special cells that are prone to invasion by the AIDS virus, so removing the foreskin should reduce the rate of HIV infection.  And indeed it did, by an impressive 50% over a 2-year period.  In fact, all three trials were stopped early, and circumcision was offered to the men in the control groups.  The studies also found reduced rates of HPV infection in both the circumcised men and their female partners.  

Now, a 50% relative reduction is a big deal in parts of the world with high baseline rates of HIV infection.  In these African studies, only 56 members had to be trimmed to prevent one infection at 2 years.  Of course, if you circumcise a baby, the point it to try to reduce his lifetime risk of infection.  The 2004-2005 U.S. data show that the lifetime risk of HIV infection in men is 1.87%.  Some of those are acquired from injection drug use or maternal-child transmission, but the vast majority of infections are due to unprotected sex.  Circumcision should decrease a child's risk of HIV infection, though the magnitude of benefit in the U.S. and other developed countries is unclear, not to mention the risk reduction in the future partners of these boys.

As for the drawbacks of circumcision in the African trials, there were but a few.  Some of the more pleasant "side effects" of the procedure were enhanced sensitivity and sexual satisfaction -- finally, a randomized (if not blinded) trial putting to rest the question of sexual dysfunction.  In fact, some of these trials found increased rates of unprotected sex and number of sexual contacts in the circumcised groups.  The increases were marginal, but remember that they were observed in an experimental setting.  Now that the benefits have been well-established, what if men got the mistaken notion that circumcision was completely protective against HIV, blunting the potential benefits?    I doubt this will be much of an issue in pediatrics, as I can't imagine any parents encouraging their son to sow his wild oats simply because he had been circumcised.

Whatever the studies show, most parents will probably still base their decisions on cultural and personal reasons.  Rick and I had no discussions at all about the benefits and risks of the procedure. I deferred to my husband's wishes, and when it comes to circumcision, that seems to be the rule among the couples we know.  In 1999, the American Academy of Pediatrics acknowledged the "potential medical benefits," but state that "these data are not sufficient to recommend routine neonatal circumcision."  Some have argued that the AAP needs to advocate more strongly for circumcision, now that we have proof that it saves lives.  

As for all you expecting, uncircumcised dads, maybe it's time to start a new family tradition.

*As a doctor, I know I should always use the correct anatomical term.  I fear, though, that too many mentions of the P-word will result in hordes of perverts stumbling on to my blog via their search engines.  (A lot of boys looking for "Girls Gone Wild" were no doubt disappointed to find themselves instead reading about cervical intraepithelial neoplasia.)

One More Round on HPV

On previous blog posts, I advocated for mandatory HPV immunization in girls, but not necessarily in boys.  Well, I've changed my mind.  The vaccine should also be mandatory in boys.

A recent study confirmed what most epidemiologists have suspected for a while -- HPV is fueling the stratospheric, 225% rise in oropharyngeal cancers, involving such structures as the tongue and tonsils.  In the past, most of these cancers have been associated with tobacco and alcohol.  Rates of oral sex have been increasing, as many regard it as being safer than intercourse*, so the combination of that behavior and decreasing smoking rates means that 70% of oropharyngeal cancers are now due to HPV infection.  ("Human papillomavirus and rising oropharyngeal cancer incidence in the United States.")  HPV-positive oropharyngeal cancers can be seen in patients as young as 35 or 40.  While they tend to have a better prognosis than those who have tobacco-related cancer, standard treatment includes a toxic brew of radiation, chemotherapy and/or major surgery, including glossectomy (tongue removal).  There is no such thing as an oral Pap smear, so oropharyngeal cancer is often diagnosed late.  Probably one of the most famous patients is celebrated chef Grant Achatz of the restaurant Alinea, who was diagnosed with advanced tongue cancer in 2007.

This tongue dish from Alinea came from a duck, not the chef.

Fortunately for him and his fans, Achatz managed to avoid a glossectomy, and with aggressive therapy, he is now in remission.  Unfortunately, if current trends continue, projections show that the number of HPV-related oropharyngeal cancers will exceed the number of cervical cancers by 2020, and over half will be in men.

Of course, current trends don't have to continue, not if we make HPV vaccination mandatory in all preteens.  Although oropharyngeal cancer has not been a studied endpoint in any of the vaccine trials, one can make an educated guess about the expected efficacy.  HPV causes 70% of oropharyngeal cancers, 90 to 95% of which are due to HPV-16.  The HPV vaccines protect against HPV-16 with 90 to 98% efficacy in an unexposed population.  Using the most conservative numbers, the HPV vaccines should prevent 57% of orophayngeal cancers if given early. 

So do your family a favor.  Vaccinate your kid, and save a tongue.

*It's not an urban legend.  Oral sex is safer than other kinds of sex in terms of HIV infection.  One episode of receptive oral sex with an HIV+ partner carries a 0.06% risk of infection, compared to 0.1-0.2% for receptive vaginal and 0.3-3% for receptive anal.  And oral sex is widely believed to have a lower rate of pregnancy.